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What Ryan is Talking About

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10:53:20 AM SCUDgoBoom: WATCH YOUR MOUTH

10:53:25 AM Ryan: but the dinosaur has a lava powered pack on its back

10:53:28 AM Ryan: since its so cold

10:53:40 AM SCUDgoBoom: what the fuck is your new lava obsession?

10:53:41 AM Ryan: think of it as like a lava dialysis machine

10:53:44 AM Ryan: oh god

10:53:46 AM Ryan: that’s so awesome

10:53:50 AM Ryan: the billowing steam

10:53:54 AM SCUDgoBoom: it’s like you awakened some part of you from 2nd grade

10:53:56 AM Ryan: what do you mean?

10:54:02 AM Ryan: I’ve always liked lava

10:54:10 AM SCUDgoBoom: that may be true

10:54:15 AM SCUDgoBoom: but it surfaced more recently

10:54:31 AM SCUDgoBoom: so like much hot magma pushing through the crust that is your rainstuffs

10:54:34 AM SCUDgoBoom: *brainstuffs*

10:54:38 AM SCUDgoBoom: see what i did there?

10:54:42 AM SCUDgoBoom: i tied it all together

10:54:46 AM SCUDgoBoom: full circle, motherfcuker

10:54:49 AM SCUDgoBoom: full.

10:54:50 AM SCUDgoBoom: circle.

10:54:57 AM Ryan: it’s more of a line graph

10:55:05 AM Ryan: where the whole axis is “lava”

10:55:08 AM SCUDgoBoom: YOUR more of a line graph!

10:55:10 AM SCUDgoBoom: *slap*

10:55:12 AM SCUDgoBoom: WATCHYOURMOUTH

10:55:14 AM Ryan: and the other part is “what ryan is talking about”

10:56:34 AM SCUDgoBoom: i’m tired of all your line-chart talk and ass-grabbery

10:56:43 AM SCUDgoBoom: make with the hamsteaks!

10:56:47 AM Ryan: really?

10:56:49 AM Ryan: because

10:56:54 AM Ryan: I have something that says different

10:57:01 AM SCUDgoBoom: Is it your hand

10:57:02 AM SCUDgoBoom: on my ass

10:57:04 AM SCUDgoBoom: and a smile

10:57:06 AM SCUDgoBoom: on my face

10:57:07 AM SCUDgoBoom: ?


One Response to “What Ryan is Talking About”

  1. I want to hear more about a lava-powered dinosaur.

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